what a coincidence! you've stumbled upon my website.

perhaps you heard of my blog from a friend. or maybe you were searching for one of the strangely specific topics I've written about. or, quite possibly, you were compelled here by the algorithm. shudders

if you're a bot, kindly leave. we don't serve your kind here.

if you're a real person, though, welcome in. get cozy, peruse the archives, drop a comment. here's a little about me, if you're a little more curious.

feel free to email me too if you've got a question, suggestion, correction, or just want to say hi.

/ df